20 Questions

Delaware turns to Atlanta.

Delaware: Atlanta, what did you eat for lunch?

Atlanta: Cafeteria food.

Idaho: Eew

Delaware: Ok, What kind of Cafeteria food?

Atlanta: Everything.

Delaware: What?

Atlanta: (Smiles) Yep.

Idaho slams his fist on his desk.

Idaho: (Yells in a whisper so to not disturb his fellow co-workers) Dammit, Atlanta you fucking answer his question. I am tired of these twenty questions to get one simple answer out of you! You answer his fucking question you hear me!

Atlanta and Delaware laughs.

Atlanta: What was his question? (Laughs again)

Idaho: (Taken back) What?!

Delaware: (Calmly) What did you eat for lunch?

Atlanta: Hamburger.

Idaho: Now was that so fucking hard!?!?!

Atlanta: (Laughs) Yes.

Stake Land (2010) Review of Sorts

Stake land (2010) Starring Nick Damici and Connor Paolo.... Interesting merge of vampire and apocalypse genre decent flick always love seeing the beautiful Danielle Harris on screen she's too fine. Also tired of all these apocalyptic flicks telling me there is going to b one black man left in the world in a sea of crazy. That doesn't comfort me. Come to think of it there were only two ppl of color in this entire flick worth noticing. Come on film industry can't be that hard to find a struggling Asian or Latin actor? Just tell em to stand there n look sad.


Okay after that little rant I guess I should tell you what the movie is about. Starts off with a voice over last longer than I would like. A young boy is rescued by a strange man who happens to be the right guy at the right time. So he takes the boy under his vampire killing wing and shows him the way of killing vampires. The boy sucks at it and the mentor ain't shy to call the kid a dumbass when the situation calls for it. They travel northward to a faraway destination supposedly free of blood thirsty vampires. A few scenes where they take on vampires. Vampires that are pretty fucking bad ass. Not your typical sexy, suave vampire. These vampires are more along the lines of crazed mindless carnivores. They don't fuck around either they smell blood they coming for your ass like a tiger shark on land. Of course religion plays a role in this, how can it not it's the apocalypse via merciless vampires.


Now our mentor and pupil pick up some fellow hopefuls as they travel north. This is where the beautiful Danielle Harris appears and our lone black guy, he sticks around for a min (I ain't going to keep yall hopes up). They also save a nun after she's been raped only to lose her to more bad guys, and find her again later, typical. So they run into some trouble I won't spoil that for yall, but know shit gets real. You got to suspend some disbelief at certain moments. Like how that fucker got in the trunk for reals. Or how the fuck he knows so much? Why is everyone treating this guy like a rock star?


In conclusion this film was heavy on the blood and gore like a good vamp movie should be. Characters were likable  however very thin. The boy appeared to have the only depth and growth in the movie. The acting was decent though some of the dramatic scenes just came off flat. I can do without random voice overs. Better yet no voice overs in movies only TV shows. This movies reminds me of a mix of Zombieland (2009) (with no haha) and The Book of Eli. I give this 6/10.

Red Tailssss!!!!

I have been waiting for this movie for YEARS. Glad to see it look so well. I'm a little worried about the story though. So many rumors about Lucas not liking the overall story line and all the re-shoots they went through. I hope it's not too sappy like the HBO 'Tuskegee Airmen' (1995). Don't get me wrong I liked that movie, but I'm looking forward to a more 'Saving Private Ryan' (1998) feel. Gritty and shocking with it's realism and emotional deadly scenes. I still can't get over that knife to the chest. Whhhyyyy Spielberg Why?!?!

Of course with all the CGI it's going to be a little hard to get engulfed in the dogfights. But I feel the CGI looks pretty good I think it'll look and feel even better in a theater. Let's just applaud the fact that it's not in 3D. 


'Red Tails' January 20th 2012 Can't wait! Be There!


Damn I didn't add anything funny to this post. I'm disappointed in me.

This made my day

Quick Guide Males are US STATES and Females are Major US Cities

Delaware: you take anxiety meds?
Idaho: No.
Delaware: You should and drink alcohol.
Idaho: (Bewildered) So your answer to my history of panic attacks and anxiety is to be a pill popping alcoholic?
Delaware: (Laughs) Yes. (Laughs again)

Delaware turns to Atlanta

Delaware: Atlanta, do you take anxiety meds?
Atlanta: What’s anxiety meds?
Delaware: You know medicine you take to keep you from being anxious.
Atlanta: What’s anxious mean?
Delaware: You know nervous, scared, shit like that.
Atlanta: Oh no, don’t you need a doctor for that?
Delaware: Yes, you will need a prescription, but some folks don’t care about that.
Atlanta: No doctor give me that. I’m normal.

Delaware and Idaho laughs

Atlanta: Can’t you get disability for that. Get that SSI.

Delaware and Idaho contemplates Atlanta’s question.

Delaware: I guess.
Idaho: Maybe if it’s like really bad.
Delaware: Yeah I guess you could.
Idaho: Then again. They may just put you away. Too much anxiety can cripple you and make you a danger to society.
Delaware: True.
Atlanta: Yeah, they’ll put you in that retarded house.

Delaware and Idaho laughs wholeheartedly.

Idaho: Wow, I have to walk away from that.

Idaho gets up and leaves the table. Delaware continues to laugh. Idaho returns moments later. Delaware leaves the table.

Idaho: Atlanta, I can’t believe you called it that.
Atlanta: What? Is that not what it is called?

Idaho laughs.

Idaho: No!
Atlanta: What is it called?
Idaho: Mental Institution.
Atlanta: Oh! I just heard people call them retarded.

Idaho laughs again.