This made my day

Quick Guide Males are US STATES and Females are Major US Cities

Delaware: you take anxiety meds?
Idaho: No.
Delaware: You should and drink alcohol.
Idaho: (Bewildered) So your answer to my history of panic attacks and anxiety is to be a pill popping alcoholic?
Delaware: (Laughs) Yes. (Laughs again)

Delaware turns to Atlanta

Delaware: Atlanta, do you take anxiety meds?
Atlanta: What’s anxiety meds?
Delaware: You know medicine you take to keep you from being anxious.
Atlanta: What’s anxious mean?
Delaware: You know nervous, scared, shit like that.
Atlanta: Oh no, don’t you need a doctor for that?
Delaware: Yes, you will need a prescription, but some folks don’t care about that.
Atlanta: No doctor give me that. I’m normal.

Delaware and Idaho laughs

Atlanta: Can’t you get disability for that. Get that SSI.

Delaware and Idaho contemplates Atlanta’s question.

Delaware: I guess.
Idaho: Maybe if it’s like really bad.
Delaware: Yeah I guess you could.
Idaho: Then again. They may just put you away. Too much anxiety can cripple you and make you a danger to society.
Delaware: True.
Atlanta: Yeah, they’ll put you in that retarded house.

Delaware and Idaho laughs wholeheartedly.

Idaho: Wow, I have to walk away from that.

Idaho gets up and leaves the table. Delaware continues to laugh. Idaho returns moments later. Delaware leaves the table.

Idaho: Atlanta, I can’t believe you called it that.
Atlanta: What? Is that not what it is called?

Idaho laughs.

Idaho: No!
Atlanta: What is it called?
Idaho: Mental Institution.
Atlanta: Oh! I just heard people call them retarded.

Idaho laughs again.