Delaware turns to Atlanta.
Delaware: Atlanta, what did you eat for lunch?
Atlanta: Cafeteria food.
Idaho: Eew
Delaware: Ok, What kind of Cafeteria food?
Atlanta: Everything.
Delaware: What?
Atlanta: (Smiles) Yep.
Idaho slams his fist on his desk.
Idaho: (Yells in a whisper so to not disturb his fellow co-workers) Dammit, Atlanta you fucking answer his question. I am tired of these twenty questions to get one simple answer out of you! You answer his fucking question you hear me!
Atlanta and Delaware laughs.
Atlanta: What was his question? (Laughs again)
Idaho: (Taken back) What?!
Delaware: (Calmly) What did you eat for lunch?
Atlanta: Hamburger.
Idaho: Now was that so fucking hard!?!?!
Atlanta: (Laughs) Yes.
Showing posts with label Random Conversations in an inappropriate place. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Random Conversations in an inappropriate place. Show all posts
Wednesday, August 31, 2011
Wednesday, August 24, 2011
This made my day
Quick Guide Males are US STATES and Females are Major US Cities
Delaware: you take anxiety meds?
Idaho: No.
Delaware: You should and drink alcohol.
Idaho: (Bewildered) So your answer to my history of panic attacks and anxiety is to be a pill popping alcoholic?
Delaware: (Laughs) Yes. (Laughs again)
Delaware turns to Atlanta
Delaware: Atlanta, do you take anxiety meds?
Atlanta: What’s anxiety meds?
Delaware: You know medicine you take to keep you from being anxious.
Atlanta: What’s anxious mean?
Delaware: You know nervous, scared, shit like that.
Atlanta: Oh no, don’t you need a doctor for that?
Delaware: Yes, you will need a prescription, but some folks don’t care about that.
Atlanta: No doctor give me that. I’m normal.
Delaware and Idaho laughs
Atlanta: Can’t you get disability for that. Get that SSI.
Delaware and Idaho contemplates Atlanta’s question.
Delaware: I guess.
Idaho: Maybe if it’s like really bad.
Delaware: Yeah I guess you could.
Idaho: Then again. They may just put you away. Too much anxiety can cripple you and make you a danger to society.
Delaware: True.
Atlanta: Yeah, they’ll put you in that retarded house.
Delaware and Idaho laughs wholeheartedly.
Idaho: Wow, I have to walk away from that.
Idaho gets up and leaves the table. Delaware continues to laugh. Idaho returns moments later. Delaware leaves the table.
Idaho: Atlanta, I can’t believe you called it that.
Atlanta: What? Is that not what it is called?
Idaho laughs.
Idaho: No!
Atlanta: What is it called?
Idaho: Mental Institution.
Atlanta: Oh! I just heard people call them retarded.
Idaho laughs again.
Delaware: you take anxiety meds?
Idaho: No.
Delaware: You should and drink alcohol.
Idaho: (Bewildered) So your answer to my history of panic attacks and anxiety is to be a pill popping alcoholic?
Delaware: (Laughs) Yes. (Laughs again)
Delaware turns to Atlanta
Delaware: Atlanta, do you take anxiety meds?
Atlanta: What’s anxiety meds?
Delaware: You know medicine you take to keep you from being anxious.
Atlanta: What’s anxious mean?
Delaware: You know nervous, scared, shit like that.
Atlanta: Oh no, don’t you need a doctor for that?
Delaware: Yes, you will need a prescription, but some folks don’t care about that.
Atlanta: No doctor give me that. I’m normal.
Delaware and Idaho laughs
Atlanta: Can’t you get disability for that. Get that SSI.
Delaware and Idaho contemplates Atlanta’s question.
Delaware: I guess.
Idaho: Maybe if it’s like really bad.
Delaware: Yeah I guess you could.
Idaho: Then again. They may just put you away. Too much anxiety can cripple you and make you a danger to society.
Delaware: True.
Atlanta: Yeah, they’ll put you in that retarded house.
Delaware and Idaho laughs wholeheartedly.
Idaho: Wow, I have to walk away from that.
Idaho gets up and leaves the table. Delaware continues to laugh. Idaho returns moments later. Delaware leaves the table.
Idaho: Atlanta, I can’t believe you called it that.
Atlanta: What? Is that not what it is called?
Idaho laughs.
Idaho: No!
Atlanta: What is it called?
Idaho: Mental Institution.
Atlanta: Oh! I just heard people call them retarded.
Idaho laughs again.
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